Archive for December, 2005

End of Year Joke

December 30, 2005

I love St. Peter jokes and I’ve heard a lot but not all of them. My friend Duane sends me an Aggie joke ( find Aggie Joke on the bottom of the page )now and then and I sometimes post them. I’m sure all over the country there are tons of variations. Texas just has a built in college system and folk lore to support them. As such, a funny courtesy of Duane.


A Texas Tech graduate, a University of Texas grad and a Texas Aggie were sitting in a bar in San Antonio. The view of the river was fantastic, the beer was ice cold and the food exceptional. “But,” said the guy from Tech, “I still prefer the beer joints back in Lubbock. There’s one place where the owner goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy 4 beers, he will buy the 5th. “The Longhorn said “Well, at my local bar in Austin, the owner will buy your 3rd drink after you’ve bought 2.” “Hell, that’s nothin’,” the Aggie responded. “Back in College Station there’s this bar where the moment you set foot in the place they’ll buy you a drink and keep them coming all night. Then when you’ve had enough to drink, they take you upstairs and see that you get all the sex you want. And it’s all on the house.”The Red Raider and the Longhorn immediately doubted the Aggie’s claims. “And this actually happened to you?” asked the Tech grad. “No, not myself personally,” admitted the Aggie. “But it did happen to my sister four times last week.”

HNT 12-28-05

December 30, 2005

Quickly …

The nose has a huge scar on it. I was 2 or 3 and at my grandmother’s. I wanted to play on the slide. I remember climbing up the slide ladder. Then I remember the emergency room. What happened in between was me slipping on the ladder rung and catching a screw in the right nostril.

HHNT!

An Experiment In Food

December 28, 2005


New Year’s eve/day is quickly approaching. It’s not my kind of holiday. But one of the staples of New Year’s day around these parts is black eyed peas. Not the singing variety. Cook them like peas with bacon or even some jalapenos and they are delish!

But … I wanted to try a little food experiment. It goes like this. I need 5 ingredients supplied by you, but only one ingredient at a time. For example, Fred would supply “butter” and then Pieces would supply “milk”. So you can only supply one ingredient and not one already supplied and when we reach 7 ingredients I’ll try to make a dish and take a picture of it.

If you’de like to try just leave me a comment with your ingredient.

~Jef

DEFEAT!!!

December 26, 2005

Well, it was a good run for the title, but it looks like the Virus did me in. It was great run for the title especially for me, the rookie in the league and entering as a wild card. Virus was just too potent as he was all year long with a reacord of 15-1. Congrats to the Virus!

The Night Before Christmas

December 24, 2005

This has been my first Christmas post and I’m sure little a and I will be tearing into presents and packages at TFM’s soon enough. I asked little a who was going to come tonight and she said, “Grandad!” Well … almost right. She’s excited about Santa coming.

One of my early memories of Christmas is of my mom and I reciting “‘The Night Before Christmas”. It’s on an old 8-track and I promise to have it for next year. I was about 3 or 4. I’m amazed my mom could recite this whole poem from memory. Truly amazing what she knows. It’s a shame we don’t entertain ourselves more with poetry, music and stories. Sometime I’ll have to post some things about her.

But … like a good M. Night Shyamalan movie, I need a twist. So as you read, Louis Armstrong will read with you!

Merry Christmas!

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The Night Before Christmas

by Clement C. Moore

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse,
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their bed,
While visions of sugarplums danced in their heads,
And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap…
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,
With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
“Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!”
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.
His eyes — how they twinkled — his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a little round belly
That shook, when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose.
He sprang to his sleigh, to his teams gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!”

New Friend … please visit

December 23, 2005

A friend approached me recently and asked me to do her a favor. She’s kind of shy and was very hesitant. She’s started a blog under a pen name and wanted to know if I would send a little free advertisement her way.

I sensed the hesitancy and decided to ask why? She responded, “Well, it’s erotica, and I know that may not fly well with you or your readers on your site.”

I assured her that there were many different genre’s of literature one of which was erotica. I read her FAQ and from what I know of her, I think it’s good literature. I always caution everyone to be careful of any form of addiction and erotica is a common one among women.

Her story “The Fire Place” is especially well done. Be warned, there is strong language in her posts, but I haven’t read anything violent or derogatory.

If all we could write were technical manuals then blogs would be boring. So if you have a moment to read, spread the word about Girl Next Door, Texas.

HNT 12/22/2005

December 22, 2005

So continuing with the scars thing. I almost forgot about the one that nearly took my eye out. How appropriate for Christmas, a story about being shot in the (near) eye with a (BB) gun. Red rider at that. See “The Christmas Story” movie if you are unfamiliar with the reference.

We were stupid and having a BB gun fight one day and I got hit right above my nose on the crease between my eyes. Just to my right your left. It bled and I remember my mom asking and I said it was a pimple.

Never did it again and I’m glad I wasn’t at Normandy in June 1944.

I’m In!

December 20, 2005

I’m in my fantasy football Super Bowl! Kind of tough getting here. I’m a rookie in the league and didn’t even go to the draft ( they took my picks and drafted for me ). I think there’s like $700 at stake.

I lucked out with the #1 pick and I’m no idiot and chose Manning. He’s carried me all the way. I had a few miss steps and ended the season at 9-5. I got in on a 3-way tie breaker. I’m going up against a great guy who is 14 – 1 overall. That’s tough competition! Now I’m hearing Indy won’t play Manning that much. Ughhhh, where are the Rolaids?

I’m hoping to start Manning, but the word is they will rest him early since Indy has locked home field. So I have to consider starting my #2 QB Rothlesburger. Ughhhhh in Cleveland… A DIVISIONAL RIVALRY. Here is my line up. What to do Mr. Bigglesworth.

Roethlisberger, Ben QB PIT
Droughns, Reuben RB CLE
Johnson, Rudi RB CIN
McCardell, Keenan WR SD
Williams, Roy WR DET
Cooley, Chris TE WAS
Wilkins, Jeff K STL
Bills, DST DST BUF
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(Bench)
Manning, Peyton QB IND
Duckett, T.J. RB ATL
Price, Peerless WR DAL
McMichael, Randy TE MIA
Scobee, Josh K JAC
Raiders, DST DST OAK

Should this have been a Thundersports post? … Ya, but I have another article for that.

For The Harry Potter Curious

December 18, 2005

For those of you who want to read HP book 6 but have not, you can stop now, the rest of you highlight the space below to see the post. Warning, there may be a spoiler in here.

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Not everyone reads Harry Potter, but we do and we’re excited about all things Potter. A has just finished the last book, book 6 The Half Blood Prince. She picked out some really cool things about the prophesy like the word “surrender” and the thing Trellawny said at the end of book six about Harry being an “object”. All this leads me to believe that Harry will be the last horcrux. Hmmm … no-brainer there. But I was interested in two things.

First, Dumbledore’s spell on Harry is broken when he is killed by Snape. That’s an important fact I think. We’ve never delved into that. Second, I believe Neville Longbottom will have a tremendous amount to do in the last book. There’s just too much coincidence that he and Harry were born on the same day and Neville’s parents die as well as Harry’s. Harry is the last horcrux. But what does it mean for the story.

“The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches…born to those who have thrice defied him, born as the seventh month dies…and the Dark Lord will mark him as his equal, but he will have power the Dark Lord knows not…and either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives…the one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord will be born as the seventh month dies…”

Nothing in this prophesy says anything tying Harry to the Dark Lord other than a mark. Neville will probably kill Voldemort as he was also born on the same day as Harry and has just as much motive as Harry. The word “survive” I think has more to do with Voldemort as he is the only one that is surviving. Both of them could die as the word “either” states so someone has to die. And I think the word “live” really means have any sort of a life. Final prediction. Emma Watson, who plays Hermione Granger, will be super hot in the last movie. That’s so wrong on so many levels!

Big News Day!

December 16, 2005

There’s always lots of news here at Thunderfish. Thanks one and all for you comments yesterday. Curse you JJ and the horse you rode in on! HNT has been a lot fo fun to come up with and participate in. I’m glad I participate.

But, we’re always about originality and new and exciting things here and so we’re doing more experiments. So today I’m introducing a new blog filled with testosterone! Yes, I finally added more. It’s Thundersports! ( Click Here ) You get a sports opinion and a bikini post. Cool huh? I’m hoping for a guest poster to be named later in the trade.

And now, let me introduce something new for you, but someone you all know and love. My little girl little a! Here she is in all her Thanksgiving goodness performing 2 songs. Listen close because the audio is kind of bad.

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