As a general rule, I don’t do meme’s unless they are good. Huck tagged me with Six Quirks.
1. I eat Cheeto’s on tuna fish sandwiches. And all my sandwiches have to have crunchy texture. I like crunchy.
2. I fart ALL the time. Seriously, all the time. Partly because I have some kind of colon issue that could kill me if I don’t watch out. It’s a running joke with my wife and I. “Ya know, honey, I’m really gassy lately.” Her response is usually, “Just lately?” I swear I could power Detroit with methane.
3. There is no higher compliment you can pay me than to flirt with me or send a pic of yourself naked, but only if you are female.
4. ( OMG this is taking forever and I’m only 2/3 of the way through ) I have a love hate relationship with the smell of vinegar. If I get it on my hands it stinks but I’ll smell it all day. It reminds me of the Massengil ads.
5. I have a freakish ability to change the lyrics of a song to make it funnier. My wife absolutely hates this. I’ll demonstrate. Many years ago the Judds sang a song called “Young Love” that started:
She was sitting cross legged on the hood of a Ford.
The new and improved:
She was sitting cross legged like a cheap little whore.
I am also able to match songs that sound alike e.g. sing the lyrics to a song while a totally different song playing but make it all fit.
6. ( Thank you sweet 8 pound 9 oz Baby Jesus ) I love talking about sex and people’s sex lives. Unfortunately, it’s not exactly good church or workplace conversation. I’m flirting with the idea of getting my masters in some sex research field. I don’t think they have that degree.
The last one was something about masturbating and backhands and so on … didn’t think that would be interesting to you.
I don’t tag people either. So if you want to play play along.
Edge Of The Blade 
