What’s on Jef’s Cell Phone and On Jef’s Mind 03-24-2008

Cravings

I need to get to Walgreen’s and get some reduced price Easter candy. It’s probably already gone. I’ve been wanting some whoppers. I never want whoppers. Maybe I’m pregnant.

This morning besides whoppers I want pizza. Pizza all the time. I had a frozen one for breakfast. It’s time for a lunchable pizza.

Crap! Where does this craving stuff come from? Maybe I’m going to have a period.

Easter

Wednesday at band rehearsal I told a funny and heard a couple more. I was asking what I was supposed to wear for Good Friday service. And I said, "So I don’t need to wear a t-shirt that says, ‘The Jews did it!’?"

That got a few laughs. The piano player said her husband said, "So when we eat ham at Easter it’s like we’re thumbing our noses at the Jews and Muslims."

Saturday, M and I picked up some Indian food from the new Indian, Pak, Halal place down the street. ( See picture below ). I got Lamb Sagwala which is called something else in Muslim Indian food. How did I know it was Muslim? They didn’t serve pork … that and all the women were wearing their Muslim bonnets.

So we take the food home and A asks me what I had and I say, "Lamb … that was slain."

Just before service the choir and the band are all crowded together backstage. The music minister had just thrown up twice. Dude … what a crappy day to be sick and be a minister … Easter Sunday …sorry Resurrection Sunday.

We’re standing back there and the bass player says in this voice like someone’s mother, " If Jesus can come back from the dead on Easter Sunday, you can get your lazy self out of bed and make it to church!"

Good times

Cell Phone

Rodeo Day for little a at pre-school. I’m digging the rain boots. Her shirt says, "Cowgirl in Training."

This is at a birthday party little a and I went to at a huge pizza place. This was the room playing Andy Griffith. That little kid is her soccer buddy E.J. She can spell his name. That purple thing is a cake shaped like a dinosaur. It’s made of … well … cake and rice crispy treats for the arms and stuff that’s curved. It really was a site! And good. Dinosaur tastes like chicken or birthday cake.

They finally finished the fountain at the big school. Nope, no photoshopping, the water is really purple. They died it for the dedication ceremony.

The Indian food place had Indian TV. I determined:

1. Indian women sing in a high shrill voice like a phaser about to implode.

2. The acting is bad.

3. The production quality is worse.

4. The subtitles are hilarious.

5. It was a rip off of The Sound Of Music.

I kept wanting to break out during the movie, "The hills are alive with the sound of slushy’s!"

What’s on Jef’s Mind

Ahhha, we’ve reached Friday, some of us didn’t so we should all be thankful.

– My least favorite weather girl has been canned. We say goodbye to Rebecca Miller on NBC5i.com. Now I’ll know what the weather is going to be. The only weather person I know who predicted a tornado. She’s getting her masters at Aggieland in Homeland Security. It’s offered online there. Interesting …

– Looks like W met with the last known surviving Dough Boy from World War I. This has a special place for me as my grandfather was in WWI. When asked about WWI, W’s response was, "Yes, I believe my mother was a dough boy in WWI. And I think the Kaiser is hiding WMD’s."

– Napoleon would be proud. A REAL Liger. Thanks to Nannbug for posting this today. He eats almost as much meat as me.

What’s a liger Napoleon?

His father is a lion and his mother is a tiger.

He is the unintentional result of two enormous big cats living close together at the Institute of Greatly Endangered and Rare Species, in Miami, Florida, and already dwarfs both his parents."Ligers are not something we planned on having," said institute owner Dr. Bhagavan Antle. "We have lions and tigers living together in large enclosures and at first we had no idea how well one of the lion boys was getting along with a tiger girl, then lo and behold we had a liger." These two cats don’t normally have the opportunity to breed in the wild, as most lions live in Africa and most tigers in Asia.

You know what they call a cross between a bull terrier and a shistsu, don’t you? Yep a little bull-shit.

– Someone is getting one of these soon! Which means a new interview will be arriving in the near future on Thunderheads.

 

 

– Random Pics

Just for you Tink

 

Check out those tights and boots!

A trip to the Indian grocery store produced (snicker) … Sweet Balls

 

Did her pony herself!

Students had an event that necessitated the cotton candy machine. The next day we made cotton candy during work. LOVE the job!

My (failed) attempt at sushi. I need the kelp wraps. WASAAAABIIIIII!!!

What’s On Jef’s Cell Phone And On Jef’s Mind 2-1-008

– From our civics lesson yesterday we learned that Holly sleeps with the professor.

Which makes me wonder if she’s also fond of The Skipper?

– If I was a pretty woman like the one that sat in front of me at staff development today and I had huge boobs and a skinny waste and long legs and long dark hair, I would wear an engagement ring so men wouldn’t bother me. Then I would take it off when I wanted a guy to notice me.

– The wife and I are having some disagreements lately about money. I’m bad with it and so is she. I’m tired of always being told I’m wrong all the time.

( watch out – curve ahead )

– M may be breaking up with her boyfriend … FINALLY. Last Sunday night I had to skip out of a communion service before it started because she was too unstable to be by herself. She cuts herself. It started a year ago when the-one-of-which-we-do-not -speak kicked her out of his in-law’s house.

-Remember my niece who ran off with the drug addict and got pregnant while she was still married to a guy in the Navy? No? Read this to catch up. Well, she had the baby and the daddy is gone with another women.

– I’m going to be a REAL RAWWWWWK Star. The music minister decided to start recording a CD of stuff we do. I’m excited. I’m also a little terrified. Last time I tried doing recordings with a group it was 1986 and the song was “Separate Ways – Worlds Apart”. Given some of the points above, my music is one of the few things that helps me keep my sanity lately.

– I want to play “caption this” next week. I have a few good ones to choose from.

– Here is my daughter with eye liner. Get this, she put it on herself. No joke. Not bad for 4.

– Here’s my daughter with her jammies pulled up really high.

– Seagulls … at Wal-Mart

– Stonehenge at my school.

What’s On Jef’s Mind

Oh man lots to think about today. What a week.

– I’m 3 weeks out of surgery and for the first time I slept through the night. And THAT is one reason I got this all done.

– What’s a good Irish Whiskey? The nurse at the ENT is VERY Irish and she said her mother swears by whiskey and honey when she can’t sleep. So does anyone know of a good Irish whiskey?

– I have made so many new blog friends lately due largely to my lack of chocolate and coffee affection and some kind of choconot thing contest. Thanks to Avery for the intro. I am sorely behind on my “Choose a Blog” drop down additions. My apologies.

– AI has been writing again! YAAAAAA!!!

– My wife is finally finishing her 2 week master’s class today. So while all the tonsil stuff has been going on I’ve been kid sitting and trying to hold the house together. LORD I need my wife! She gets extra good SWEEEEEEET LOVIN tonight for all she does.

– Lindsay “Firecrotch” Lohan will be doing her community service in … get this … the morgue! I have one word for this … necrophilia. Someone needs to explain that “doing” and “community” aren’t what she thinks they are.

– Bobby Fischer is dead. How can you be so brilliant but such a wack job? Ya see, if Tom Cruise was brilliant or a rocket scientologist or something, I might cut him some slack, but good gosh …

– Why am I so fascinated with the small of a woman’s back?

– I’m totally into a couple of U2 songs lately. Bad and Pride. I’m so ready to go home and learn them. I’m a big guitar fan of The Edge. First of all he’s a Fender Strat guy. Second, a long time ago I read an interview where he said, basically, “Ya know some guitar players can play really fast, I never could, I look at those guys as athletes.” I could never play blistering solos, so I knew he was about the melody and texture of the guitar. Watch a couple of videos.

Bad

Pride

And my first favorite U2 song – Sunday Bloody Sunday

What’s On Jef’s Camera/Cell Phone and His Mind

Well, we’ve reached another end of the week here on the edge of the the swamp in the DFW area, my town. We should feel lucky because some people didn’t make it to the end of the week.

I felt like this post needed some explanation. Yes, M’s boyfriend did send said photo of himself in his birthday suit to M. Yes, said photo was found by my wife. And yes, said photo was found by M’s dad, the one of whom we do not speak. He reads her email. So now he’s stirred up the hornets nest even though he has not tried to call her or get in tough with her since March. Gotta feel the love. When she asked how hard it was to change her last name I showed no sign of enthusiasm simply answered her questions. I feel like she will pursue that at some point, but first she must understand that bad choices have bad consequences and there is no time frame on the consequences.

Also, the previous post talked about the Christmas Tree that made some of you cry or something like that. Here’s the picture of the tree and little a.

Of course, the biggest news is that I scooped two local papers and the college paper with photos of a campus icon going up. It seems there’s a fountain here that has been dismantled for a couple of years and cleaned. Day before yesterday, they put the fountain back together. I have vowed that when my beloved Red Raiders come back to this fair burgh to play I will place a very large white inflatable golf ball on top of the fountain and fill it with red food coloring.

What’s on Jef’s Mind And Cell Phone

This is my kid in her shirt made by Sunshine designs. This proves Sunshine makes great stuff!

This is a little odd, but this is a mother and grand mother and baby. They are at Build-a-Bear buying a Halloween costume for the grand baby. Cool idea huh?

I saw this gassing up on Tuesday. I think it’s funny.

Annnnnnnddddddd Susan G. Koman will get $2 for Amber’s efforts. Way to go Amber!!!

What’s on Jef’s Cell Phone?

Ahhh yes, what’s been hiding on my cell phone. Lots of funny stuff lately; because really, college life hasn’t been so hot lately. You know that part in your review where you have to tell them if you manager gets you the tools to do your job? I have some comments on that this year. But, it won’t do any good, so what’s on my cell phone is probably a better bet for a post.

This is my kid in the back seat with the big foam Texas hat. Everyone needs a big foam Texas hat. Little a is playing soccer now. Yes, D, soccer! She almost scored 2 goals in her game. I almost won the lottery.

This is the name of the guy that “wons” this parking spot for football games during football season at “The Big University”. During the week we can park in different spots. No joke, the guys’s name is Vaderslice.

Perhaps my favorite thing I saw at the mall. Dude check me out in the reflection. But such a great slice of wisdom.

As a change of pace from CMT’s morning of videos my wife drags me through every morning, I decided to tune over to VH1 Classic and see what was on. Ray Parker Jr. And Ghostbusters. Dude check out the chick in the needless lingerie. Why … why the lingerie in this video??? Beckeye? Any ideas?

This is my new favorite YouTube subscription, Kige Ramsey. Sports strait to the point around the pickle barrel.