Archive for March, 2007

Tagged By Popeye … errr … Beckeye

March 30, 2007

Tagged By Beckeye. Not a bad meme. If you want to play post your answers in my comments. It’s Friday, you guy’s aren’t busy.

A – Available or Single – These are the same thing.

B- Best Friend – My wife

C- Cake or Pie –Cake!! Strawberry

D – Drink of Choice – Super Vanilla Coke or Senorial

E- Essential Item – Cell Phone – after 9/11 I don’t go anywhere without one

F- Favourite Colour – Cobalt Blue

G- Gummi Bears or Worms – Worms

H- Hometown – Midland, TX

I- Indulgence – Chicken Express, Long John Silver’s … porn … see last week

J- January or February – Both suck

K- Kids – Some for sale …

L- Life is incomplete without – Love and adventure

M- Marriage Date – 10/27/01

N- Number of Siblings? – 2 both of which I want to slap some days

O- Oranges or Apples? – Apples Red Delicious or this new one I can’t remember

P- Phobias/Fears – Falling, dying alone. Sharp objects around my face

Q- Favourite Quote – “We are not those who shrink back and are destroyed, rather those who believe and are saved.” Hebrews

R- Reasons to smile – My daughter laughing and playing

S- Season – Fall

T- Tag 3 People – If you want to play leave your answers in my comments

U- Unknown Fact About Me – Incredibly stubborn and strong willed. If there’s something I really want I’ll go after it

V- Vegetable You Hate – Brussel Sprouts – like little tiny cabbage

W- Worst Habit – Critical

X- X-rays You’ve Had – LOL ya most amazing is the scrotum ultrasound and the barium enema

Y- Your Favourite Foods – Steak and Lobster.

Z- Zodiac – Libra

Yaaaaa Jury Duty!!!

March 29, 2007

Yes, I have been summoned by the County of Tarrant to serve my juristic privilege on Tuesday. My wife says I can claim the mental disability and be exempted. My retort is usually I wasn’t that way before we married.

I would like to hear your jury stories if you have them. Last time I was called – and I do consider it a privilege to be called – I ran into a lady who worked for a small company and had been selected for a murder trial. Her employer really needed her to work so for 6 weeks she was on the jury. So she went to duty then went to the office and worked 8 hours. And 2 years later she had to do it again. Talk about bad luck.

Now AI, this means I have to watch 12 Angry Men before Tuesday. You seem to think I bear some resemblance to Henry Fonda in this motion picture. Maybe it’s the Henry Fonda from “On Golden Pond”. Anyone remember my favorite line from that movie?

Norman: Wanna dance or would you rather just suck face?

Classic …

Who Are They?

March 27, 2007

Can you tell me what these two women have in common?*** Update ***

JLee got it on the first try. I think if I had posted just Jodie Sweetin it would have been a little tougher.

Here are the pics from then. The reason I am asking is because little a is now fascinated with Full House. Interesting how things turned out for them.

Which would you hide first?

March 26, 2007

I’m reposting this because I really got no reaction from it. Maybe because I did an immediate post right after it. Anyway, I wanted to know what you guy’s thought.

http://www.mcall.com/news/local/all-cnmetharrest,0,1916853.story?coll=all-news-hed


Poll at the end

Bizarre’ details emerge in Bethlehem principal’s arrest
From furtive parking lot deals to sex toys and porn, officials describe drug-fueled path of educator.
By Pamela Lehman and Steve Esack Of The Morning Call

When police entered the office of Nitschmann Middle School Principal John Acerra to arrest him for allegedly selling crystal methamphetamine, they found the 50-year-old educator naked and watching gay pornography with sex toys nearby, sources say.

Police also found a glass drug pipe and $200 in marked money on the desk, just minutes after an informant wearing a wire arranged to buy meth from Acerra about 6 p.m. Tuesday, officials said.

Bethlehem schools Superintendent Joseph Lewis said law enforcement officials called him shortly after the arrest, but no one told him Acerra was naked or watching pornography.

”This is all bizarre,” Lewis said Wednesday afternoon after a news conference in his office at the Bethlehem Area School District.

Lewis also said later he never heard concerns about Acerra regarding drugs or pornography.

”I’ve never received a complaint,” Lewis said. ”I’ve been superintendent for five years and I’ve never gotten an e-mail, phone call or note.”

He said police told him they do not believe Acerra sold drugs to children. An internal investigation will be conducted, Lewis said.

Acerra, a 28-year educator and principal since 2000, is in Lehigh County Prison under $200,000 bail. He is charged with possession with intent to deliver, manufacture or create methamphetamine, delivery of a controlled or counterfeit substance and possession of drug paraphernalia.

When police received a tip last week that Acerra, of 832 Chestnut St., Allentown, was selling meth, they knew he was the Nitschmann principal and worked fast to set up a sting at the west Bethlehem school.

”We were very concerned and that’s why we acted as quickly as we did,” Lehigh County District Attorney James Martin said at a news conference Wednesday afternoon at the Bethlehem Police Department. ”We felt like we had to take him down as quickly as possible.”

Normally, police may stretch out a drug investigation for months in the hope of nabbing a main drug supplier, Martin said.

”Because this was a school principal, we had definite concerns,” he said.

Acerra is charged with having meth in his office Tuesday evening, but Martin would not comment on the possibility of any other deals from Acerra’s school office.

Outside the school Wednesday morning, parents expressed amazement and sadness.

”I’m just shocked about this happening in a school involving an administrator,” said Mike Roman, a parent of twin girls in sixth grade. ”It’s sad.”

Doug Brock, father of a sixth-grade girl, Tyler, did not cast blame at the district, saying people make mistakes all the time.

”He could have been the janitor,” Brock said. ”He could have been anybody.”

Lewis said that when police contacted him about 6:30 p.m. Tuesday, he called an emergency meeting of his Cabinet and installed Nitschmann Assistant Principal Jackie Santanasto as acting principal.

Lewis said he met with Nitschmann’s faculty Wednesday morning and brought in extra counselors and psychologists to the school of about 950 students. Letters have been mailed to parents of Nitschmann students informing them of the charges against Acerra, and Lewis’ staff plans to hold a meeting for parents next week.

”What we are saying to children is in essence sometimes people use bad judgment,” Lewis said. ”Sometimes people who we put faith in may let us down at various levels.”

Seated next to Lewis at his 2 p.m. news conference, Santanasto said the staff’s goal was to make the day as normal as possible, which included holding a scheduled assembly with a guest author.

Santanasto said teachers were told to discuss the charges during homeroom and to direct students and co-workers to counselors if they showed signs of needing help.

”Today went very well,” she said. ”We have a professional teaching staff.”

When school ended, shock, sadness, anger and confusion still lingered outside Nitschmann as students poured out.

”He was a nice man; he would do whatever to help kids,” one girl started to say before being shooed off by school officials who refused to give their names.

”Move along,” said one woman to the students. ”There will be no comments today.”

While she waited for her 13-year-old granddaughter, Judy Landis of Bethlehem planned to make the day’s news a teachable moment.

”You see what happened to your principal?” she said, rehearsing the speech she planned to give her granddaughter. ”You just can’t go taking drugs.”

According to the affidavit of probable cause, police received a tip that Acerra was selling and using crystal meth. Last Thursday, the Allentown office of the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration set up surveillance of Acerra.

Later that evening, agents watched and recorded as Acerra allegedly sold meth to a man in the parking lot of Kmart on S. Fourth Street in Allentown. Police arrested the man, who then cooperated with the investigation. He told officers he had been to Acerra’s home 10 to 15 times in the past three months, and had seen meth or drug paraphernalia inside each time, the affidavit states.

Police arranged for the informant to buy $200 worth of meth from Acerra on Saturday. The deal happened, under police surveillance, in the parking lot of CVS at 314 W. Emmaus Ave., Allentown.

Police then set up the sting in Acerra’s office. At the office, Acerra told the informant, who was wearing a wire, that he didn’t have enough meth to complete the buy and that he would meet the informant later that night, according to Dennis Mihalopoulos, a DEA agent.

The Associated Press and Morning Call reporter Veronica Torrejón contributed to this story.
Copyright © 2007, The Morning Call

Which Would You Hide First?
Turn off the gay p0rn.
Clear the drugs off the table.
Move the sex toys off the table.
Hide your privates.
Just hide under the desk and sing Christmas carols and hope the police go away.
Free polls from Pollhost.com

I’m not a comic book fan

March 22, 2007

I didn’t read comic books as a kid unless you count reading the ad for toy soldiers in the back . You could get 100 for a dollar or something. Geekologie released a story on the 15 most unintentionally funny comic panels. By far my favorite is below.

From The Noodle Incident

March 21, 2007

Good meme from Noodle Incident

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Mortgage and my wife pays all the bills. I hate our neighborhood. We pay too much for what we have.

2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
We eat at a sentimental place on our anniversary and on the day we met. It was a 50’s place where we met.

3. Last time you puked from drinking?
1996. Saw my ex-fiance at a wedding

4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
Same day

5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Mrs. Adams

6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
My ex-fiance??? I would like to be riding in my old Jeep with the top down or riding a train to someplace.

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Professional baseball player.

8. How many colleges did you attend?
Total, it’s misleading as I have also done graduate work and extended courses. 4

9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
It’s hot out today

10. GAS PRICES?
Too high

11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
Pleasanton, California

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
Crap

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
X-rated

14. Favorite style of underwear?
boxer briefs

15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Commando or thong

16. What errand/chore do you despise?
mowing the yard

17. If you didn’t have to work, would you volunteer?
yep, sure would

18. Get up early or sleep in?
Early

19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Superfriends

20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Talk … talk talk talk

21. Have you found real love yet?
yes

22. When did you first start feeling old?
Last year when I had my first colonoscopy

23. Favorite 80’s movie?
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Salami

25. What do you get every time you go into Sam’s Club?
A big bill

26. Beach or lake?
Mountain

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
Nooooooo!

28. How many people do you stalk on Myspace?
I don’t even know how to use it.

29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Chicken Express or Long John Silver’s or porn

30. Favorite movie you wouldn’t want anyone to find out about?
Joe Vs. The Volcano

31. What’s your drink?
Red Elephant or Red Wolf

32. Cowboys or Indians?
Cowboys

33. Cops or Robbers?
Cops

34. Who from high school would you like to run into?
Anyone, although I ran across her picture yesterday.

35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
WRR 101.1

36. Norm or Cliff?
Norm

37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Cosby

38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
My ex-fiance

39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?

Well my office faces the women’s restroom so, uh ya I guess so.

40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
Wife’s ex-husband

41. What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
Adam and Eve

42. What famous person would you like to sleep with?

Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sara Evans, Elisa Bridges,

Rene Zellweger, Faith Hill, Liv Tyler, Jessica Biel, Erika

Eleniak

43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose? Nope

44. Last book you read for real? No Plot No Problem – book about how to write for NANOWRIMO

45. Do you have a teddy bear? No

46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth? Airport bathroom

47. Somewhere in California you’ve never been and would like to go? Monterrey

48. Number of texts in a day? 0, I don’t pay for them.

49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship? Retire. I’d like to meet new friends.

Flashback commercial

March 21, 2007

Anyone remember this commercial? Ron Popeil is doing the voice over.

You are what you read

March 19, 2007

I have a new secret site. It’s a secret except I’m gonig to tell you it’s called The Noodle Incident. Laura is pretty cool. She also reads, which, if you’re human, can come in handy.

I read, I read books as evidenced by the “currently reading” graphic to the lower right. I also read magazines, but only when I hold court on my throne. I have a few favorites and a few I wish I never read. For instance, Reader’s Digest is my most favorite: portable, quick and interesting. The down side is I’m considered an elderly AARP card carrying geriatric. But still a good read even when I have to skip the Depends ads.

I also loves me some ESPN The Mag. Ever Since Sports Illustrated ranked beauty of college campuses without even visiting the campuses, I’ve held the grudge. But “The Mag” they are the shiz nit. No swimsuit issue or inaccurate reporting, just good old sports.

On teh lesser read list is GQ. I’m not gay, I’m not rich and I don’t live in New York. Nor am I a flaming liberal. So, ehh, it’s not up my flaming gay alley.

My wish list includes this little gem, Wired. Ya, I know, Wired used to be political and elitist, but now it’s just good stuff. Like the guys who are continuing Star Trek on their own with their own budget on Weekends that can be seen on video podcasts. Mmmm hmmmm. Good stuff. But if you need a good ad for Depends … I’m your man …

RIP Crazy Ray

March 19, 2007

( From the http://www.dallasnews.com )

Wilford “Crazy Ray” Jones: 1931-2007
01:21 AM CDT on Monday, March 19, 2007
BY JENNIFER EMILY and JOE SIMNACHER / The Dallas Morning
Newsjemily@dallasnews.com, jsimnacher@dallasnews.com

Wilford “Crazy Ray” Jones, who turned a stint selling seat cushions at
the Cotton Bowl into a nationally recognizable role as an unofficial
Dallas Cowboys mascot, has died.

Mr. Jones, 76, died Saturday at an Irving hospice. Friends said he
suffered from congestive heart failure and had recently had a heart
attack.

“Crazy Ray” entertained decades of Cowboys fans and became a Dallas
institution in chaps and a white hat.

“This whole thing has turned out so much bigger than I ever expected,”
he told The Dallas Morning News in 1981. “I never want to do anything
else.”

Neighbors said that although Mr. Jones’ recent bad health kept him
away from Cowboys games, he remained an avid fan. He’ll be buried in one
of his costumes.

Although his funeral will be private, the family is planning a public
memorial this week. No time or date had been set Saturday.

The Nacogdoches native came to Dallas in 1953 at age 22 to make a
living shining shoes. His natural talents soon had him clowning toward his
playful calling.

“When I first got here, I was riding a city bus and talking to a
lady,” Mr. Jones said in 1974. “I had a paper bag and made some sounds. She
said, ‘Do you have a dog in there?’ I said yes.

“So the driver said, ‘You can’t have a dog on the bus.’ So I threw the
bag out the window.

“They all looked for the dog.”

That was one of many stories Mr. Jones had told for decades that his
wife, Mattie, retold Saturday when friends and family gathered around
him at the hospice, friends said. He died about 11:30 a.m. with loved
ones surrounding him.

The Joneses were married for 53 years. Mrs. Jones did not want to
speak Saturday about her husband’s death.

Although his role with the team was unofficial, he was no less
important to fans and the Cowboys themselves.

“Ray was the most dedicated, entertaining and passionate of Cowboys
fans,” Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said Saturday. “He touched
thousands of lives and generations of football fans. He will remain an
important part of this team’s heritage and family for as long as fans go to
Cowboys games and feel his spirit.”

Pied Piper

Twenty years after he spoofed the woman on the city bus, Mr. Jones was
known as the Pied Piper of Elm Street. Still holding a day job shining
shoes at barber shops along Elm, he spent his lunch hours entertaining
children with his signature antics: whistling and making balloon
animals.

“I’d just whistle, act crazy and sell more than anybody,” Mr. Jones
once recalled. He also hung out at a magic shop downtown, learning
sleight of hand from magicians.

No matter how full Mr. Jones’ bag of tricks got over the years, his
shrill whistle was his trademark. Its force and volume made many wonder
what kind of whistle he was using and how he kept from swallowing it.

“No, it’s no whistle. I just tell ’em it’s a secret,” Mr. Jones said
of his technique.

Mr. Jones’ secret was a missing front tooth and incredible lip
dexterity.

Although Mr. Jones originally sold trinkets at college football and
minor-league hockey games, his success skyrocketed with Dallas’
professional football franchises. In the early 1960s, he began selling seat
cushions at Dallas Texans games at the Cotton Bowl and went on to become
the unofficial icon of America’s Team, the Dallas Cowboys.

At Cowboys games, Mr. Jones would dance and clown around, sometimes
riding a stick horse or scuffling with the opposing team’s mascot. As his
popularity eclipsed his need to sell souvenirs, the Cowboys asked him
not to sell and focus on entertaining the crowd.

At the peak of his fame, Mr. Jones made frequent personal appearances,
from routine showings at auto dealerships and shopping centers in
Dallas to more exotic performances in Hawaii and Mexico. He even won bit
parts in movies and commercials.

Failing health

But in the late 1980s, Mr. Jones’ health began to fail. He was
sidelined by a hiatal hernia in September 1989.

In the years that followed, Mr. Jones found himself broke and in
increasingly bad health. He had five heart bypass surgeries and a leg
amputation. By last August, he was recovering from his fourth stroke. The
strokes impaired his speed and the use of his right arm. Glaucoma blinded
him.

Cowboy fans began to ask Mr. Jones if he’d retired.

“I tell them, ‘No, I just have some heart problems,’ ” he said.

A lack of money meant his utilities were turned off, and the Joneses
had trouble paying for prescriptions.

Wayne Walker, a neighbor, coordinated efforts to help the Joneses pay
bills and renovate their house. Fans donated money and Bedford-based
Operation Forever Free — an organization dedicated to helping military
members and their families — renovated the Korean War veteran’s home
with donated time and materials.

Mr. Walker didn’t help the Joneses because Crazy Ray was a Dallas
icon, he said Saturday.

“It’s not because he’s Crazy Ray,” Mr. Walker said. “It’s because he
was a neighbor in need.”

Off the field, Mr. Jones’ personality was just as loving and
big-hearted, recalled Richard Davis, who lived across the street from the
Joneses. The two met in the mid-1960s while fishing at White Rock Lake. They
became instant friends and fishing buddies — more like brothers than
friends.

Mr. Jones was always looking to make people smile or better yet get a
big belly laugh out of them, Mr. Davis said.

“Sometimes, he might put on ladies’ clothes just to get a laugh,” said
Mr. Davis, grinning at the memory. “That was Crazy Ray.”

In addition to his wife, Mr. Jones is survived by two brothers, Paul
Jones, 62, and Jerry Jones, 64, both of the Dallas area; a sister,
Eugenia Gibson, 78, of Atlanta; and two grandsons, Derrick Jackson, 38, and
Darryl Jackson, 35. His daughter, Glenda, preceded him in death in
2000.

Staff writer Todd Archer contributed to this report.

Beannachtai na Feile Padraig!

March 16, 2007

Because being Irish is cool here are some St. Patty’s day things.

Pierce Brosnan

Maureen O’Hara

Colin Farrell

The Chieftains

Tommy Makem and The Clancy Brothers

U2

Flogging Molly

Kathy Ireland
(She’s not really Irish I just think she