Why I love my job today …

Today I did some cool stuff. Not only do I make web pages and run elections at the big university, I am also the quasi staff photographer. Today I got to go to a blond chick’s room and take her picture in her bedroom!!! Yes, you are allowed to touch me …

They wanted me to go by myself, but I told them NO WAY, I want someone there with me in case I draw someone as crazy as Tink says she is.

So the following pics are for the Housing Department’s site.

Then as we were leaving, a hall director said my boss’s boss needed some shots of the hall in general. So we went back and took these.

Deep within my heart …

So I won’t be here Friday. Like your little worlds are going to fall apart or something. The War Department and I will be in San Antonio watching a close personal friend of mine in concert at the John T. Floores country store. So this is my anniversary present to my wife. I’m asking for the box set of “Band Of Brothers”. And since she is in grad school we’re coming back on Saturday. So much for a LOOOONG weekend. But we are strolling down the streets of old San Antone this weekend.

You guys should leave me funny anniversary stories. I’ll post some pictures when we come back.

Until then, enjoy Bob Wills …

First an intro …

Then a video …

4 is the magic number 09/17/2007

: What’s the last check you wrote and how much was it for?

:: What’s you favorite state quarter?

::: What’s the smallest amount you have charged or written a check for and what was it?

:::: How much do you think you spend a week on lunch or snacks?

Or maybe it’s not …

We – meaning the wife and I – have recently started watching VH1 Classic in the morning instead of CMT. CMT chooses to play the same 7 videos morning after morning and there’s only so much fat Tricia Yearwood and emaciated Lee Anne Rhimes you can take in the morning.

Aerosmith was singing something where emaciated Steven Tyler was holding his genitals and singing. Big hair genitals … Very artistic and telling of how big a tube sock the little man uses. But whenever I see a rock band on TV I always think about VH1’s “Behind The Music” where they tell about the wild partying and tons of naked chicks and groupies these guys had sex with.

Then the pistons started to fire and it dawned on me I could only think of one rock star that has died of AIDS; Freddy Mercury, and he packed the fudge. My next cog-turning revelation – remember this is at 5:15 AM – was that I think that AIDS is probably spread more through anal sex and intravenous drug use than through vaginal sex.

I’m thinking about this and it makes sense. The trauma to the body caused from anal sex could tear tender rectal tissue and allow the AIDS virus to be spread more easily. Along the same line of thinking, intravenous drug use breaks the skin and exposes the user to the virus.

Really, shouldn’t all these rock stars who have slept with everyone be dropping like flies of AIDS if it’s true that AIDS is spread through unprotected sex? And you can’t tell me Def Leopard and Metallica are more likely to stop and say, “Oh … wait, gotta wrap it in foil before I check the oil!” before they chow down on groupie buffet.

Ummm, ya, thanks … I think

So Sonia awarded me and about a half million other people this award.

( blank stare …) … thanks …

What’s on Jef’s Cell Phone?

Ahhh yes, what’s been hiding on my cell phone. Lots of funny stuff lately; because really, college life hasn’t been so hot lately. You know that part in your review where you have to tell them if you manager gets you the tools to do your job? I have some comments on that this year. But, it won’t do any good, so what’s on my cell phone is probably a better bet for a post.

This is my kid in the back seat with the big foam Texas hat. Everyone needs a big foam Texas hat. Little a is playing soccer now. Yes, D, soccer! She almost scored 2 goals in her game. I almost won the lottery.

This is the name of the guy that “wons” this parking spot for football games during football season at “The Big University”. During the week we can park in different spots. No joke, the guys’s name is Vaderslice.

Perhaps my favorite thing I saw at the mall. Dude check me out in the reflection. But such a great slice of wisdom.

As a change of pace from CMT’s morning of videos my wife drags me through every morning, I decided to tune over to VH1 Classic and see what was on. Ray Parker Jr. And Ghostbusters. Dude check out the chick in the needless lingerie. Why … why the lingerie in this video??? Beckeye? Any ideas?

This is my new favorite YouTube subscription, Kige Ramsey. Sports strait to the point around the pickle barrel.

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