Archive for December, 2006

Almost Christmas Stuff

December 22, 2006


Ahh Trump’s bad girls. From AP:

“Katie Blair, Miss Teen USA 2006, right, poses with Tara Conner, Miss USA 2006, left, at the Palm Springs Convention Center in Palm Springs, Calif., Wednesday, Aug. 16, 2006. Blair, an 18-year-old from Montana was crowned Miss Teen USA 2006 the day before. Allegations of not so innocent extracurricular activities — underage drinking and carousing with Conner — led the group Mothers Against Drunk Driving to sever ties with Blair.(AP Photo/Miss Universe, Richard Harbaugh)”

And now Miss Nevada has been found out, …

“Katie Rees, a Miss USA contestant, was fired after pageant officials became aware of pictures online showing her kissing other young women and exposing one of her breasts.” — The Montreal Gazzette


So we have this Christmas pot luck buffet thing at work for those of us not taking vacation and staying until the University closes. Thus the name of the event is “The Bitter End”. Awesome spread of food. One of the deans – who is a very attractive woman – brought home made muffins.

The dilemma arises when I try to thank her for the muffins. These attempts were made before the final draft.

I ate your muffin and it was good.

Your muffin tasted good. I enjoyed it.

Thanks for bringing your muffins, I enjoyed it.

I consumed one of the baked muffins you brought to eat at the party and it was very tasty.

And now a little Benny Hinn before the holidays.

The other night I ran into my girlfriend …

December 20, 2006


I find it interesting what we value in relationships. How we go about them, how we quantify them and qualify them and try to come to some meaningful conclusion on who we should and who we should not decide to give our love and devotion to.

Recently, a friend relayed a story to me regarding a recent suitor. It appears they shared a common career goal and attended a workshop together. He was from a remote office and she worked in the home office. All through the semester long course, their interest in each other grew, but their interactions were limited to class.

Nearing the end of the course, she decided she really liked this guy and passed him a note with her phone number. Things got better from there as he shared that he really liked her and wanted to know more about her.

The budding friendship immediately halted when he sent an email stating that he was engaged and was a little at a loss for what he should do and that he never behaved in this way before.

Needless to say, she is shocked, surprised and near tears and throwing up. Her view of men is tanking and she’s drawing the illogical conclusion that because some men are jerks, there are no men for her and she will be a single spinster for the rest of her life.

While I’m usually generous with the funny news stories of pictures of my cute kids, I find myself attracted to relationship conversations. Most importantly how, as Americans, we don’t teach our kids to find good relationships and we leave it up to emotion and “feeling” to pick the right person. we propagate this through the fairy tale movies we value. We think this process is something that magically comes to us in a host of angelic hallelujahs and a bright light appears and an omniscient voice bestows on us the name of our betrothed.

The lie we keep telling ourselves in society is that we will “just know” the right person. I don’t agree. I think we have to find the right person and if you really want to be in a good marriage you have to look closely and diligently and for prolonged periods of time before you find that person. Obviously, emotion does play into it, but how many of you would buy a house based on how you feel about it? “Sure it’s run down, over-priced, in a terrible neighborhood and has major foundation problems, but I love it!” You wouldn’t do that, but so many people enter relationships without paying attention to things that are clear flags.

I’m thoroughly convinced that if we stuck to character traits that are acceptable and stayed away from those that are not and decide what qualities are necessary, what we need from a relationship, what we can provide and what WE have to work on to be a good spouse, our perspective and process changes from some mystical vision to something that we can genuinely get our hands on and see as a valuable and solid relationship worth pursuing.

Trust me … I’m a professional

December 15, 2006

I had my first photo session with a lovely family of 6 yesterday afternoon. It went INCREDIBLY well. And I totally enjoyed the session. I have LOTS of room for improvement and I won’t bore you with details, but I will let you see a few of my favorite shots. If you are in the DFW area I could use the experience and you could use the inexpensive photos!

So how did you do on the test?

December 14, 2006

Well, since it’s finals week at the big university, the last quiz was a good one. It’s the new citizenship exam. Honestly, I wouldn’t have passed. And those are only 5 of the questions.

What I have been doing is helping H get 3 teeth pulled. Can you imagine. He’s used to it by now. His teeth are not in the best shape and HUGE. They are like Sasquatch teeth. He needs more of his baby teeth pulled. He’ll get braces this summer at the ripe old age of 9. He’s fine with it though. Secretly, I think he likes eating ice cream all day and watching movies and playing video games at his grand dad’s.

Here’s a pic of him “under the knife”.

And guess what? My photography business is going well. I have my first shoot this afternoon and I have a couple of others lined up in December and January. Exciting for me to make some pocket change or extra money for food. If you are in the DFW area I can get you a good deal. I’m cheap!

Can you be an American?

December 12, 2006

Answer these 5 questions. They are worth 20 points each. My next post will let you know how you did. No peeking, no Googling no looking at other’s answers.

1. What does the Constitution do?

2. Who was president during World War I?

3. Why do we have three branches of government?

4. How many U.S. Representatives are there?

5. What is one thing only a state government can do?

My Friday Cell Phone

December 8, 2006

There is no such thing as the Friday cell phone post, but it seemed like a good time to talk about some cool stuff I took pictures of with my nifty cell camera.

Last night on my almost daily visit to Wal-Mart, I was reminded of a conversation the Mrs. and I had concerning candy. How do you keep selling candy for years? You can’t change the flavor of the candy so that leaves packaging and shape. This is a picture of Butterfinger Stix. Dude, it’s a Butterfinger, buy the one above it for 50¢. Save the 44¢ for another candy bar. But this kind of stuff is everywhere. Remember when we were kids there were about a half an aisle of cereal? Now you can get cereal in tons of flavors. My favorite was Raisin Wheaties. I collect cereal boxes too. I’ll have to tell you about it sometime.


And on the shelf right below it was something for the ladies or for the guys who play for the other team. Get cha’ red hots here get cha’ red hots!!

And, by the way. Olivia Newton-John is at the Nokia Live Theater on Sunday. Don’t miss all the Xandu 70’s goodness that is Olivia Newton-John.

Hey Hey! Jokes!

December 6, 2006

I finally decided I need a place to put jokes. My friend Duane sends some of the best jokes. Feel free to send some if you want. Just email me right below my evil looking picture to the right where it says “Email Me“. Duane sent me a good one. The link is where it says “More About Edge” on the right in the drop downs. Or you can link directly to it using this link. http://thunderjokes.blogspot.com. Understand I do get to censure the jokes. I mean I like a naughty joke now and then, but we have look respectable now and then.

Just One

December 5, 2006

I have been intrigued, but not well informed, of a little effort called “One” found at www.one.org. It appears, according to their web site:

What is ONE?

ONE is a new effort by Americans to rally Americans – ONE by ONE – to fight the emergency of global AIDS and extreme poverty. ONE is students and ministers, punk rockers and NASCAR moms, Americans of all beliefs and every walk of life, united as ONE to help make poverty history. ONE believes that allocating an additional ONE percent of the U.S. budget toward providing basic needs like health, education, clean water and food would transform the futures and hopes of an entire generation in the world’s poorest countries.” [emphasis added]

I’m a little iffy on this honestly. First, it seems a bunch of non-American celebrity types like Bono and the guy who played Legalos in Lord of the Rings are big supporters. Great, I suggest you get Ireland and where ever Legalos is from to contribute as well.

This effort reminds me of the United Nations. Aren’t there UN agencies set up for this that the U.S. funds in great proportions?

I got this from The U.S. Department of State

The United States is a generous supporter — in many cases the largest supporter — of key UN programs. In 2003, the U.S. contributed:

  • 57% to the budget of the World Food Program to help feed 104 million people in 81 countries;
  • 17% to the budget of the United Nations Children’s Fund to feed, vaccinate, educate, and protect children in 158 countries;
  • 14% to the core budget of the United Nations Development Program to eradicate poverty and encourage democratic governance;
  • 33% to the budget of the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees.


Looks like in 2003 we were feeding people in 81 countries. And funding over half of it ourselves.

I know the U.S. is mega wealthy, but I’m really surprised we want to “fight poverty”. If I have a dollar and you have a dollar and you find a penny on the street, then I am in poverty and you are rich. I don’t want people to go without food or clothes or medicine. I don’t. But I also don’t want to throw money or expect my country to throw money at corrupt governments.

When Jesus was on the planet in his Earth suit Judas observed Mary Magdalene pouring this expensive oil on his feet. It was Judas who said, [paraphrased] “We could have sold that and given that money to the poor.” Jesus’ response was, in a nutshell, “You’ll always have the poor.”

I think all these groups need help. They need help learning how to farm and dig wells and do what needs to be done to not get AIDS in a more manageable state. I’m just unsure if the American pocketbook is the answer and can take more and more without the result being something that “teaches them to fish”.

So call me Scrooge or skin flint or jerk or what have you, but know that somewhere in my heart I want these people to have food and clothes and all, but I want them to not have to rely on handouts either.

It frightens me when one of the respondents to the question “How do we stop poverty” answered:

It can be stopped when resouces are shared by all.

when there is one nation.

one religion.

one language.

one law.(let live all)

No no no!!! I don’t want one nation. I don’t want one language. The ideas this person is putting forth is called global socialism. You know where there’s one world power and it takes what you have and gives it to everyone else “for the better good”. Nope, trust me here, you don’t want that. It sounds selfish, but it’s not. We don’t want centralized power or authority over the whole globe.

What you want is someone who we can send and teach those who do not have how to do things themselves. One world = one dictatorship = not good.

Call me what you want, one world is not what we need.

Two Observations For Saturday

December 2, 2006

1. I have seen 2 wrecks in less than a month where a person is making a left turn to cross 3 lanes of traffic and either gets hit or hits someone in the last lane. Why would a rational human not just got to the light and turn?

2. When I mis-spell “it” it always comes out “t1t”. ( actually there is an “i” in the middle but I know some places filter this stuff. But back to the point …

New Idea

December 2, 2006

It looks like I’m going to try to start a small photography business soon. The origins are odd, but not unlike the stories I have heard from other people. It seems I get asked more and more for copyright notices from the Wal-Mart people and others are asking what photographer took my pictures. Ok, they aren’t THAT good, but it does tell me I need to start building a small book of business.

I plan on doing a few shoots here and there for money over the next few months. No kids, no large families ( 7 or 8 people ). I’d like to do some senior work or couples. But I’m sure you’re asking, “What’s the point?” Well, the point is, how much would you pay for about 6 pictures ( 2 8×10’s, 2 5×7’s and 2 sheets of wallets ) and a CD of all the pictures with a letter of copyright?

That much? Well, I’m going to do a few shoots for $50 to start and then make decision from there. Anyone want to be a guiny pig?