Hey! Tomorrow is ALL Saint’s Day

I’m sure you’ve all pulled down your cross from the attic and festooned it with rosaries and candles and incense for tomorrow. Anyone planning on sleeping in late and opening the St. Jude you are going to get from your sig other?

Of course not. Tonight, you’ll go out reveling and carousing with small people or with young people dressed like hookers and zombies and contribute to the delinquency of this nation by furthering the practice of legalized candy begging.

Or like me you’ll haul your arse down to church to partake in a more Christian extravaganza of some sort of Fall Festival or Trunk or Treat.

So here are cute pics of my kid and some weekend festivities.

Hey baby, is it 6 or 60?

Six years ago today the good Reverend Roberts married my sweet bride and I into marital bliss, marital hijinks and pronounced us 99 to life. To quote Lyle Lovett, “Son she’s no lady, she’s your wife!”

All kidding aside, my wife is really great. She said we had both grown tremendously in 6 years. Well, she has, I’m still a 14 year old boy. If you would like to see the card I made for my lovely. It’s below.

Happy anniversary baby!!!

Click here for card.

They were all in love with dyin’ – They were doing it in Texas

This has been the best crappy birthday ever!!!!

Tink is awesome. We were kidding about getting me a stripper for my birthday but I didn’t tell her it was my birthday so she said I missed out. So I kidded about her doing the strip for me. Well, you lucky little people, Tink is stripping for me on YouTube. *

* For the record, I have never been to a strip club, no joke, and my week got crappier on Thursday when my boss and I got into another argument. Which happens … ohhh … every time she decides she wants to talk to me or walk in my office. Seriously, she was out of town for 1 month, no joke, 1 month, and tells me it’s my fault she doesn’t know what’s going on.

For the record this would be my favorite stripper song.

What’s on Jef’s Mind And Cell Phone

This is my kid in her shirt made by Sunshine designs. This proves Sunshine makes great stuff!

This is a little odd, but this is a mother and grand mother and baby. They are at Build-a-Bear buying a Halloween costume for the grand baby. Cool idea huh?

I saw this gassing up on Tuesday. I think it’s funny.

Annnnnnnddddddd Susan G. Koman will get $2 for Amber’s efforts. Way to go Amber!!!

It was going so well …

My birthday was going so well. Woke up and got part one of “the trifecta“. The wife was … hmmm … “on the ball” or “on the job” … and made me a nice breakfast casserole. I got Band of Brothers and a 2 hour massage and some really great cards I’ll scan and include here later

Rude Catcus wrote me a nice haiku for my birthday …

Thirty-eight? Oh f#@$.
Yet at least I’m still on the
right side of the dirt.

Had a nice lunch with the wife at the elementary school. Was driving to do something else and

The A$$ HATS at the city of Dalworthington Gardens ( home of Pantera ) gave me a ticket … on my BIRTHDAY. Mother f@#$*%$ snakes on a plane!

I’ll show you no shame, you half breed city. Wait till I find a lawyer or I can buy up your crap city and sell it for government housing. You’ll wish your finest citizen … a guy named Dimebag … was still living with you.

Eat hot death* DWG!

* “Eat Hot Death” was one of those 80’s phrases like “jump her bones” and “dude!”

And I’m still not as funny … sort of

Thanks for all your comments … except you Phats … you went to Purdue …

So I eledued to Melody that I have this other theory. I guess we’ll call this whole thing “common flaws and misconceptions in relationships.” My other theory that goes right along with 100% honesty isn’t always required, is that communication in relationships isn’t such a great thing.

Huunnnn!!?!?!?!!?!?

Yep, I hear that all the time, “Communication is the key.” My response is typically, “Ummm, no, it isn’t.” After the look of shock wears off I usually explain that in every relationship people communicate. You can sit on the couch and ball your eyes out and bear your heart to your mate, but really, unless you both are listening all that communicating is no good. Especially if it’s Saturday afternoon in October or Monday night and the Broncos are on MNF.

Additionally, I see lots of couples fighting all the time. Yep, they are communicating. Not very effectively, but they are communicating.

So our psychology lesson ends today debunking the myth that communication is key to relationships. It’s not, healthy productive communication is A key to healthy relationships.

This is where I stop being so funny … sort of

I have this huge office now. I think it’s proportional to the amount of work I have been doing. Which can be really fun. As such I have moved locations nearer some co-workers I interact very little with. But get me alone and I’ll gab. Especially since I’m decreasing the dosage on the Zoloft.

As such I asked a co-worker yesterday if she had a boyfriend. She’s 23 and handsomely cute. I couldn’t believe she wasn’t dating someone. You mellenial guys are tards. Especially, if you don’t see the value in this young woman. (she’s the one on the right.)

We talked some more and started talking about honesty in relationships. I am not for total “naked” honesty. And that’s not to say I’m dishonest with my wife. I do believe there are some things I don’t want to know about my wife. I don’t think we need to be totally honest with every stinking detail in our lives. It can’t be healthy.

I do believe we need to tell each other about big important things but stuff from the past can stay there as far as I’m concerned.

Many may disagree with me, but if you are telling the truth just to get it off your conscience and you don’t care who you hurt, is all that honesty really necessary?

Some of my favorite YouTube

Mike Gundy, head football coach at OSU, is now a YouTube celebrity with Coors Light.

Poor Chris Crocker … , if you haven’t seen this then you have missed out on some humorous Jimmy Kimmel …

And one of my favorite Matt Damon’s.

And if I ever quit, I’m patterning my leaving speech after this.

4 Is The Magic Number 10-7-007

: What’s your favorite magazine/s?

:: What’s the last book you read?

::: What newspaper do you read?

:::: What section of he paper do you want to read first?

OU – 28
tu – 21

Who’s been overrated all year???

What’s on Jef’s Cell Phone and Mind

Well, let’s see. Lots to talk about. Let’s check my cell phone first. Of course my little girl is cheering for her brother H’s football team “The Raiders”. Although she looks more like an Aggie yell leader. ( I have no clue why her stomach looks green though. ) Ahh yes, the anniversary pre-weekend to see my friend at John T. Floore Country Store. We had a good time. Much better than that chaotic filth pool and drunk pit they call Smirnoff in Dallas. Only one drunk teenager behind me and he was harmless. Lots of pretty girls rubbing their booties against me all night. Hey, my wife got the meet Pat Green, I got young booties … even. As you can tell we were close to the stage. It was fascinating watching the guitar tech constantly tune guitars all night long. Amazing. And yes, we did get to talk to my friend later that night and A was thrilled to get a picture with him. That’s on the other camera she has today and the picture is plastered all over my house.
Evidently, there was an early Halloween party and this guy wanted to raise money for breasts. Gotta love Texans.

And of course a happy birthday to the woman who has shown her breasts to just about everyone on the planet. Well, the only woman who has done that more is Jennifer Jason Leigh. Kate, it would have been much better if you had just dumped Leo over the side of the boat so we could just watch you the rest of the film. Happy Birthday Kate Winslet.

And one last thought. This weekend the Red River Shootout between Texas and OU takes place. This is the one time of year every Aggie and Red Raider becomes anti-Texan and roots for the Sooners. As such, here is a song for tribute.