MTV History

What was the 2nd video played on MTV?
	“Help!” by The Beatles
	“Video Killed the Radio Star” by The Bungles
	“You Better Run” by Pat Benatar.
	“Turn Me Loose” by Loverboy
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Four Wonderful Years

It’s little A’s birthday on Saturday and I wanted to tell my little pumpkin how much I love her. Everyday she surprises me. I hope her Strawberry Shortcake birthday party is a big success. Mommy and I love you!

This could be the night – Prom Post #1 Prom Theme Songs

Sunshine wants us to talk about theme songs for prom. I can’t tell you what the theme song was, but I can tell you it had something to do with a night of magic or something like that. Maybe David Copperfield was there.

What keeps running through my head is that Loverboy song “This Could Be The Night”. Maybe it was Fivel and “Somewhere Out There”. How’s that? Wouldn’t you love to have a rat sing your theme song.

Here’s a list of what I think would be 5 great prom songs.

1. Marvin Gaye – Let’s Get It On
2. Fatboy Slim – The Rockafeller Skank
3. ALPHAVILLE – FOREVER YOUNG
4. Say Goodbye – I Killed The Prom Queen
5. Right Said Fred – I’m Too Sexy

My wife and I talked about her prom this morning. I know very little of my wife’s high school days. It was rough for her. I know she had a couple of friends and was the manager of the drill team.

I didn’t have sex after prom. My wife did. I’m beginning to think maybe I missed out on that experience, but then again I probably wasn’t mature enough to handle sex at the time. I’m still not mature enough to handle sex.

In lieu of that, here’s a picture of K and his date to prom and S and his date from prom. Not sure if they had sex or not or if there were drugs or alcohol involved. They were good people and had clean fun. And their dates made us laugh.

I’m going to the Prom … with picture memories

This is really going to be a lot of fun so I think you should play along. Sunshine has cooked up this wicked scheme to do a prom type post for the next few days until May 8. Tomorrow I’ll interrupt my Prom nostalgia to bring you Little A’s birthday wish.

The rules are quite simple. As outlined here.

Sunshine is totally into buttons and S & M so I made her this button that you can share with this code behind it if you so choose.

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i232/hazasaem/1prom.gif

and the link to the actual rules is here

http://andthepursuitofhappiness.blogspot.com/2007/04/just-when-you-thought-youd-never-have.html

Ladies, please, stop fighting …

Janssen couldn’t stand it that Chirky was getting all my attention so she begged me for an interview. I’m so hot right now. She said she would send me some panties if I did the interview. We’ll see.

If you want to play. Leave a comment that says, “I’m interested,” or something like that.

1) If you could drive one car for the rest of your life, what kind of car would it be?

I have always wanted a Porche 911 with the whale tale. Just love that car too much. I have a friend who got one for getting accepted to the Naval Academy and MIT. I got to ride in it with him once. It’s so choice, I highly recommend you pick one up if you have the means.

2) Cake or pie?

Cake. Any day, cake. Specifically strawberry cake with strawberry icing like my mom makes. That was actually my groom’s cake believe it or not. But the icing was white.

3) What is your most prized material possession?

The word “material” changed my answer. My most prized person in my life is my daughter. ( So how does your wife rank Jef — ok, she isn’t included. ) Both of them are awesome.

As far as material possession though, maybe my computers. Sad isn’t it? But when you understand that our family pictures and entire music collection is on one of them, you might understand a little better.

I have some other things that are sentamental to me. Pictures of my family or friends. I guess those pictures are important to me. Maybe the family movies on VHS I’m supposed to be converting.

4) When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?

Stripper
Drag Queen
Gigalo
Piano Player in a wh0re house

I didn’t care until I was about 10 then I wanted to be a professional baseball player. For a while I wanted to be a lawyer. I guess I still haven’t grown up. I want to be a photographer and ginormously popular rock star.

5) Would you rather be bald or have a pot belly?

I have both so I’m screwed. If I HAD to choose I think I would say pot belly. It’s easier to get rid of and sometimes I hear chicks dig a little extra on a man.

I’ve been intervied

So I was borrowing Chirky’s iPod from her underwear drawer with all her lacy and frilly bits of fabric. As I turned to see her adjusting, she said, “You know I should interview you since you are such a hot rock star.”

I agreed …

If you want to be interviewed just leave a comment of “interview me” and I’ll send you 5 questions. You post the answers and so on and so forth.

Do you believe in past lives?

No, not really. Ever notice that no one is ever the garbage man in medieval Budapest? My mom did her nursing rotation at a psych hospital in Big Spring, Texas. She said there were lots of Jesus and Joan of Arcs, but no Phylis from Philadelphia. The Bible says that is appointed ONCE for a man to die.

I do believe that odd things can and do happen that shape our lives and we can feel like we don’t belong in a set of circumstances. I’ve always thought I belonged in the 1940’s.

Do you do dance crazy when no one is looking?

No, absolutely not. Walk around the house naked, yes. Won’t swear to it, but it’s been known to happen a time or two. If no one’s looking, what’s the point of dancing? Why waste busting a good move if no one’s there to see it. Unless you dance like Elaine from Seinfeld.

Donuts or pancakes?

Donuts; donuts, donuts, donuts, donuts all the day long! Dude, I cannot refuse a good donut. Let me explain something to you about my intimacy with donuts.

Grandfather delivered dounts for a living after he retired. Mother craved donuts when she was pregnant with me. I’m like the Iron Chef of donut greatness. Now the best place for a REAL donut is in Grapevine, Texas at the intersection of Main and another street by the Elliots hardware. They are done in the old style. Not like the donut places that pop up everywhere. Huge yeasty monsters. I’m salivating. Too awesome.

What’s your most irrational fear?

Knives in the face or being late somewhere. I am the worst party guest. I’m always 15 minutes early. I HATE being late. I do. ( shakes head madly at the thought of being late )

I do fear other things though. I have a very high fear of falling from great heights and a fear of sharp objects in my face. Both of those are real, but not common.

I do fear dying alone. I really do. That’s just sad not being able to even verbalize your goodbyes or letting the loved ones in your life know the circumstances of your demise.

What do you find most attractive about the opposite sex?

What isn’t attractive about women? Their skin is soft their hair is nice, they are curvy and skilled in so many things men aren’t. They have no hair on their face. And they can make babies. Stop and consider how incredible that is that most females, almost all, are capable of producing a human being from their body. I’m a guy, I’m built to kill things. And you ladies smell good. Even when you sweat you’re sexy.

As far as a body part … my wife says I’m a boob man. Never thougth of it that way. I always loved a pretty face and a good set of legs and bootie. Dude, boobs can be adjusted. I’ve dated A’s to DD’s, doesn’t matter, they’re all good.

4 Is The Magic Number

4 is my favorite number and don’t ask me why, it just is. So I’m going to take a page from Spinning Girl and post 4 questions. It would be nice if you would play along now and then by posting your answers in the comments.

: Last lunch you ate

:: Last email you answered

::: Last thing you threw away

:::: Last city you visited other than the one you live in

Mission Accomplished!

Yes, now we know. Larry Bud is the baby daddy.

Because she’s my wife

I was going to write about obesity and drugs and Nancy Reagan and Arnold from Different Strokes, but I’ll save that for after Easter.

Last weekend was my niece K’s first birthday and since I’m a budding semi-pro photographer I took some pics. This shot turned out to be my favorite of my wife. A doesn’t laugh. Rarely and she doesn’t like being tickled. Little a and I love being tickled and tickling. The only way I am guaranteed to make my wife laugh is to sound like Forrest Gump. So I have to come up with all kinds of things I think Forrest would say in a moment to make A laugh. Trust me, it’s fun to do this. So the first pic is of my wife smiling and the second is me saying something like, “Smile for the cam – ur – ah Jen ayyyyyy!” And thus the photographic result.

No wonder

No wonder Bill turned to Monica …

I hope she’s choking on a chicken bone. Or the jawbone of an ass.